Expensive - no longer thoughtful

Chutney - no man's land between Chiswick and Putney

Trampoline - liquid for cleaning vagrants

Cockney - bizarre physical feature

Ramshackle - a sex game condemned by the RSPCA

Char Lady - Joan of Arc

Detonation - Greece

Bombardier - an overly aggressive form of culling

Bumpkin - serviette used in the lavatory